Need a laugh to keep from bursting into tears? Here are some humorous quotes about marriage. We hope they brighten your day and lighten the load just a little. Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
– Comedian Alan King

Marriage is very difficult. It’s like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
– Comedian Cathy Gladman

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution, yet.
– Actress Mae West

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
– Comedian Red Skelton

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot, and love love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all.
– Comedian Alan King

I love being married.  When I was single, I got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
– Comedian Brian Kiley

They say marriage is a contract. No, it’s not. Contracts come with warranties. When something goes wrong, you take it back to the manufacturer.  If your husband starts acting up, you cant take him back to his mama’s house. ‘I don’t know, he just stopped working.  He’s just lying
around making a funny noise.’
– Wanda Sykes